Expert Guide On ‘How To Steal Fowl’ And Never Get Caught

November 17, 2021

Expert Guide On ‘How To Steal Fowl’ And Never Get Caught

December is approaching, and people are searching for how to steal chickens... hehehe! I'm just a blogger, and I'm here to mind my business.

So first, why would you want to steal a chicken? I don't even understand, a very nice one can be gotten for less than ₦3,000 😅!
This post is all a joke though, and you know what we do with jokes? SHARE!!! 😅💕💃

Now how did I know all these? It was not even revealed to me by man. I mean, which flesh and blood can be filled with so much wisdom as I am about to drop for you my sisters (I don't think brothers will be here).

How To Steal Life Fowl Like The 'Pro' You Are

For finding this post, first of all, you are a pro, SIS! Comrades don't waste time, and we are heading straight to the post;

- Identify the fowl

You cannot just pounce on any fowl you see, what if the meat is not sweet? A pro should know what he wants and go for it.
While it will be easier picking on a random fowl, knowing what you want can be more interesting. Do you like white fowls? Maybe you want to take the only coloured one in the midst of whites? It doesn't matter, having a target makes it much more interesting.

- Invoke your monitoring spirit

They say you cannot succeed on your own right? Now it's time to invoke some dark powers to place a watch on the fowl.
Close your eyes and call on any name from your favourite movie three times. If nothing happens by the time you open them, it's time to activate plan B.

Place a watch on them yourself, or call on your best friend. The disadvantage of the second is your big secret is with someone else, and imagine if they disagree, you're already caught before you strike.

- Wait till the right time

The right time can be anytime, maybe when you're alone at home, or something like what it's very dark.
You can even befriend someone from the family or offer to help them fetch water, even if they have a borehole.

You just need to keep revolving around like a military helicopter till the devil says strike.

- Get some food items

You're going to seduce the chicken. Come with many, it's more like an investment and you'll be expecting good returns.
The rice, beans, bread or any other food item will be sprayed and boom, they are following you like the low budged OBO that you are.

Don't get proud and distracted comrade, remember you have a mission!

- Put on a big top

You should already be putting on a big top, or you have a sack bag that will serve as your bullion van 😅. 
If people ask why you are putting on the shirt, ignore them and move on. When did your business become theirs? Just imagine, they don't even know the kind of stew you'll be popping tonight.

- Spray, dive and strike!

Spray the food, dive your favourite chicken and strike. By now you should have your water boiling already because there's no time.
Tie the chicken's mouth, take it home and do justice accordingly. Dispose of the waste immediately or your neighbour will know that a comrade who is well known for beef just went pro max.

What are friends for? Be stingy with it, I repeat be stingy with it. If you share they will know the smell of the fowl and come for your head.
Remember our agreement, SHARE to your fellow comrades! You don't know who else will be needing this.

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